[Adam:] You dont mind that I think everybodys a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you dont mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha) [Adam:] And you dont care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road then pretend theyre alive and think Im a famous football player [Lisa:] And you dont have a problem with me when I follow people Ive never met before and force them to look at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back [Adam:] Its very pretty, baby [Both:] Well you must have been sent from above Youre all that I can think of Youre just as psychotic as me My crazy love [Adam:] Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep [Lisa:] Blah bloo blah bloo bloo [Adam:] Thank you [Lisa:] And you dont make fun of me cause I still make out with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a UFO for two and a half years [Adam:] I believe you sugarpie [Both:] Cause our love is right on track Im yours, your mine its a fact Dont forget to take your Prozac My crazy love [Adam:] Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasnt even there [Lisa:] Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my Wonder Woman underwear [Adam:] I didnt care Babe I know I never had a job cause Im afraid to talk to people cause I know that theyre all robots who are seeking information [Lisa:] They cant fool you sweetheart And I know that you know that Im the one who burned my cousin Chesters house to the ground but you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you [Adam:] I aint no fink, dollface [Both:] Cause we know that its true Only I could love you We both eat with our hands My crazy love [Lisa:] My crazy, crazy love [spoken to end] [Adam:] Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby [Lisa:] I feel the same way Would you throw some macaroni on me? [Adam:] Oh yeah, here you go [splurt]
Artist: Adam Sandler
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