I thought my CD was done But thats not what they say "Do an insult track, we need it for radio play" Cram in the names, Ill take a long hard pee Time to mess up the biz like an MP3 American Idols, thats who I look for In the poop section of my local record store Ruben or clay, oh which should I pick Its like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick And when I want something even more fruity and fake I look up N for NSync or T for Timberlake So many skills Justins making a buck at Does he rap? Does he sing? He doesnt know what to suck at Now as for the bitches, lets give Britney thanks For the face that launched a million pre-teen skanks You were a virgin, that had to be hard Youve had more bones in your mouth than a St. Bernard I keed, I keed! (He just make a little joke) I joke with you! (LIttle dog, little joke) I keed, I keed! (He just make a little joke) Yeah, youre a great actress too (Little dog, little joke) Now lets go to Wal-mart where they wont sell my CD That companys nuts are in a jar in aisle 3 But you can see Christina in all her sluthood Its like watching porn but the musics not as good I want to stuff my TVs crotch with a dollar Still Id hump you if I could wear my flea collar Youre looser than my poop after eating Honeydew Only 50 Cents been plugged more than you And yet youre too old for Fred Durst to desire Hes checking out the cast of "Lizzie McGuire" Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore To open for him, and I dont mean on tour Youre not the first, Durst, poor R Kelly His videos premiere at the LAPD I believe they set up an innocent guy You know what else? I believe I can fly I keed, I keed! (He just make a little joke) I joke with you! (LIttle dog, little joke) I keed, I keed! (He just make a little joke) I believe Michael too, yes. (Little dog, little joke) Now look how friggin cool those guys from the Strokes are Their riffs are three times as old as my jokes are Hey White Stripes guy, is that your wife or your sister Shouldnt you be playing country music, mister? Hey Coldplay, maybe you should be Coldsore Back when you were U2 I liked you so much more Somehow your song "Yellow" reminds me of pee I think cause when its over, its a big relief to me Now Pink, is that your hair or a tattoo? I didnt know Supercuts had a drive-thru Yo Nelly, what kind of name is that? Thats about as gangsta as an easter bonnet hat And Snoop says hes clean now? You make the call The guys higher than Billy Joels Cholesterol Snoop, theres only room for one dog, putz And I can rap, can you lick your own nuts? Poop Diddy, are you in show business still? I didnt know wearing a suit was a skill J Lo, J Lo, the giant tail-o For a doggys nose, thsts the Holy Grail-o Shakiras butts fine, but it wont hold still you see I sniffed Elton Johns tush just for all the history I sniffed J-Los ass and got too touchy-feely She let loose a bomb that was bigger than "Gigli" I keed, I keed! (He just make a little joke) I joke with you (Little dog, little joke) I keed, I keed! (Nothing wrong with your butt) I even like...I dont like Affleck (Nothing wrong with your butt) Avril Lavigne punk queen, now theres a kidder Go back north, Celine needs a babysitter Philip Glass, atonal ass, youre not immune Write a song with a fucking tune And on the list of pussies, dont leave off MTV I scared them and Eminem so they gave the hook to me Slim Shady, why do you find me so scary? Were just two regular dudes who banged Mariah Cary Wipe off that frown, just do without it Hey my mom was a bitch, but I dont go writing songs about it I keed, I keed! (He just make a little joke) I joke with you! (Little dog, little joke) I keed, I keed! (He just make a little joke) You know I never meant to hurt you (Never meant to make you cry) I keed, I keed! (He just make a little joke) Its a joke you see! (Laffy, laffy, laffy, ha, ha) Lets stop hating each other (He just make a little joke) Leave the pooping to me (Rock it to me, sock it to me) Rock it to me, sock it to me Rock it to me, sock it to me Rock it to me, sock it Im a rapping dog And Im here to say Rappa rappa rappa A tappa huppa huppa I kid.
Artist: Triumph
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