[Man coughs] [Man talking] Ah yeah, we sending this one out From everybody I mean to everybody from the H-Town to the A-Town To worldwide so get your lighters, get your drink And I tell you what Im so fucked up, and screwed up If anybody try to blow my high, you know what Ima tell em [Chorus] [(Man) Ludacris] (Fuck you!) Fuck you! (Fuck you!) Fuck you! (Fuck you!) Fuck you! (Fuck you!) Fuck you! (Im screwed up) [Ludacris] I feel better than Ive ever felt before, Ah! Intoxicated but maintaining self-control, Ah! I took a swig, I had a jug, chug-a-log, Im loud and clear I had some bud, I lit it up, and then I made it disappear Cause my magic tricks, are so fabulous This shits hazardous, got amateurs smoking canibus If you mad at this, damn it then [Chorus] [Lil Flip] I made a, call to my dog, time to split the blunt and break it up Three-wheel motion, purple potion, I gotta shake it up I tried to kick the habit, but it keep calling me Abracadabra, heres a magic trick, I smoked up all the weed Zig-Zags and golden wraps got my mind gone Drugs dont affect my work, I still get my grind on [Chorus] [Ludacris] Im leaning like the Tower of Pisa, the syrup squeezer Come close to my stash, and get treated as if Im Ebeneezer Im throwed, blowed, matter-of-fact lets call this the thrower potion Im screwed up, so no wonder things are in slower motion I gots to have it,cant kick the habit, Ive tried to shake it The drug experiment stage if you mistake then [Chorus] [Lil Flip] Im from Screwed Up Texas, we drive reckless, and then we peel off You aint had shit until you smoke Sweet Tooth and Jack Frost Hit it twice but dont cough, you gotta take it man If its a record for smoking Im bout to break it man Me and Luda puffing budda, we in a black Cougar On Zap Judas, you try to jack us we grab rugers [Chorus] [Ludacris] How can I say it plain? That Im off that Mary Jane And if its true what they say Then I dont know how many cells is left in my fucking brain But Ima keep on writing and lighting Minds of these hungry rappers And tell the hood that Ive hired niggers and fired crackers On the Fourth of July, opens your eyes Im joking stupid I love all races but if you hating my music then [Chorus] [Lil Flip] I love my I get patient we never have to take a piss test Fuck a 9 to 5 cause Im always getting rest I wake to breakfest and head You wake up to breakfast in bed Should I drive my H2? Hmmm? Ima take the Lexus instead Pimping aint dead but Ill leave you niggaz Dead from all this pimping Im riding spinners like a pimp Thats why Im limping [Chorus] [Ludacris] Off substances thats controlled Thats how this story goes I popped the cap, broke the ice And Lil Flip done broke the mold Im so cold I think I, see dead people Nah, thats just my homies passed out in the Regal Believe it, the potency is so strong, if you notice me Im calm, cool, and collected and if you, disrespect it [Chorus] [Lil Flip] We doing this for them players that bank screw music We dont pass out after 8 blunts, because we used to it Me and Cris like cheech & chong So hurry, break out the weed and the bong Cause if it aint Grade A trees, we gotta leave it alone And to my homie screw, you know I gotta hold it down And if they want it then they gotta come and take the crown [Chorus] [Man talking] Hahahahahaha So there you have it Sending this one out to all my drinkers and all my smokers United and lighted we stand inebriated we fall And if you wanna pass the sobriety and breathalyzer test Hears a quick Luda tip some packets of mustard in your car Keep mustard god damn it and whoever said the south cant rhyme [Chorus]
Artist: Ludacris Lil Flip
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