The Humpty Dance Digital Underground Aait stop whatcha doin cause Im about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to. I look funny, but yo Im makin money so listen up world I hope youre ready for me. Now gather round, Im the new fool in town and my sounds laid down by tha Underground. I drink up all the Hennessee ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself. My name is Humpty, pronounced with an umpty. Oh ladies oh how I like to frumpty, and to the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bumpty. Im steppin tall yall and just like Humpty Dumpty youre gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme I like my beef funky. Im spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. Im sick with this. Straight gangsta mack. But sometimes I get ridiculous. I eat up all tha crackers and tha licorace. Hey yo fat girl commere are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat, look at me Im skinny. It never stopped me from gettin busy. Im a freak. I like the girls with the boom. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. Im crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say Im ugly but it just dont faze me. Im still gettin in tha girls pants and I even got my own dance. (chorus) The Humpty Dance is your chance to do tha hump. Ohh do me baby. Do the Humpty Hump. Ohh ohh do me baby. Do the Humpty Hump. Do ya know what were doin? Were doin the Humpty Hump yall. Watch me do the Humpty Hump. Just keep on doin tha Hump. People say "yo, Humpty youre really funny lookin" Thats aaiit cause my bodys in motion. You stare, you glare, you try to compare me, but ya cant get near me. Im on the floor, bein at the bars and see all the ladies adore me. Oh yes ladies Im really bein sincere cause in the 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear. My nose is big. Uh uh Im not ashamed, big like a pickle, Im still gettin paid. Im gettin laid by the ladies, you know Im in charge. Note how Im livin and my nose is large. I get stupid. I shoot an arrow like cupid. I use a word that dont mean nuttin like loopded. I sang in Dowhatchalike and if ya missed it. Im the one that said "just grab em in tha biskets". I also told you that I like to bite well yeah, I guess thats obvious I also like to write. All ya have ta do is give Humpty a chance and now Im gonna do my dance. (chorus) Oh yeah, thats the breaks. Let me get a little of this base groove right here. A dooreaar dooreah dooreaar dooreah. Ah yeah, now I told yall a little about myself, lemme tell yall a little about this dance. Its real easy to do, check it out. First I limp to tha sounds like my legs is broken, shakin and twitchen kinda like I was smokin crazy whack funky. People say you look like MC Hammer on crack Humpty. Thats aaiit cause my bodys in motion. Its supposed to look like a fit or a commotion. Anyone can play this game. Its my dance yall Humpty Humps my name. No two people will do it the same, ya got it down, when you appear to be in pain. Humpin funkin jumpin gig around shakin your rump and when a dude or chump ups and points a finger like a stump you tell him to step off Im doin the hump. (chorus) (add Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump) (add Samoans do the Humpty Hump) Lets get stupid (gimme the music, do the Humpty Hump) And to all the ladies, peace and Humptiness forever.
Artist: Digital Underground
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